turn off that smokestack and
that goddamn radio: hum… along with me…

Oh, I don’t care what the letter reads, I don’t believe in Adderall. I don’t use it; I don’t prescribe it; Adderall has a very high potential for addiction. I’ll give you Concerta. Concerta is the same thing— [nevermind the self-contradicting statement, so much double-talkin’ jive, spilt all over you just now—and please, can’t you see I’ve got patients waiting? Now that I’ve opened the door, won’t you please just go away—leaving payment on your way out, of course!]

I think I know what’s going on. Come back in three months. [hmm… I need a good, stock phrase for salutation. I’ve got it!:]

We’ll get to the bottom of this.