Rehabilitated

โ€œ Rehabilitated? It’s just a stupid, made-up word, so boys like you can sit behind a desk, wear a fancy suit, and feel important.

You’re a jerk!

And I had sex with your mother last night. And I swear to God, you let me outta here, first thing I’m gonna do is kill again! โ€

Red, the Shawshank Redemption, as parodied by Seth MacFarlane’s “Family Guy”, episode “Three Kings” [excepting line breaks, mine]