I knew a girl named Kelly
I guess you could say her bluegrass was keen.
I met her when a snowball volley
Lasted later than the lawn was green.
She said, โHow’d you like to play guitar?โ
But I had dropped my pick,
When I saw Kelly strum and rhyme!
ยฉ 2013, J Sabarese
(a parody of Darling Nikki, from Prince’s Purple Rain)
{revised 2013 Aug 25}