Alien Abduction – What you need to know

In the event that you find you have been abducted by aliens, or if you expect to be abducted by aliens, please reference the article about FIDE President (aka Russian, World Chess President) Kirsan Ilyumzhinov (ะšะธั€ัะฐะฝ ะ˜ะปัŽะผะถะธะฝะพะฒ).